Planned books:
What Color is Your Underwear? Sam Lloyd
Underwear! Mary Louise Monsell
No! That’s Wrong – Jhaohua Ji
Underwear Do’s and Don’ts – Todd Parr
Mary wore her Red Dress
Mary wore her red dress, red dress, red dress
Mary wore her red dress all day long.
Tia Monica (To the tune of The Grand old Duke of York)
I have an old Aunty
My Tia Monica
And when we go out dancing
They all say “oo la la”
Here my hands are dancing
My hands are dancing here
Here my hands are dancing
My hands are dancing here “Whoooo!”
Head, knees, shoulders, feet, nose, etc.
Mrs. Murphy gave a partyJust about a week ago.
Everything was plentiful,The Murphys, they're not slow.
They treated us like gentlemen;
We tried to act the same,
If it weren't for what happened...Well, it was a doggone shame.
When Mrs. Murphy dished the chowder out,
She fainted on the spot;She found a pair of overallsAt the bottom of the pot.
McGinty, he got roaring mad,His eyes were bulging out,
He jumped onto the pianoAnd loudly he did shout:
"Who threw the overallsIn Mrs. Murphy's chowder?"
Nobody spoke, so heShouted all the louder.
"It's a rotten trick that's true,I can lick the drip that threw
The overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder."
They dragged the pants from out the soupAnd laid them on the floor;
Each man swore upon his life,He'd ne'er seen them before.
They were plastered up with mortarAnd had patches on the knee,
They'd had their many ups and downsAs we could plainly see.
And when Mrs. Murphy, she came to,She b'gan to cry and pout,
She'd put them in the wash that dayAnd forgot to pull them out.
McGinty, he excused himselfFor what he said that night,
So we put music to the wordsAnd sang with all our might:
"Who threw the overallsIn Mrs. Murphy's chowder?"
Nobody spoke, so weShouted all the louder.
"It's a rotten trick that's true,And we'll lick the drip that threw
The overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder."
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